Thanks, but not the gift for me

OK, I know it's cool to employ older media for music but the cassette tape might be the one format I don't actually miss. All that sonic degradation, the wow, and the not so joyful use of pencils to wind stuck wheels or unravel bent tape. Not to mention, I am not even sure I have a working player among my old components. But you do you. If it appeals, get a load of this

Available now at the Verve store for $14.98. Sadly, not in time for Xmas.